When I'm not wielding words, you'll find me:

• Trading stocks

• Behind a camera lens

• Reading a really good book

• Jumping out of perfectly good airplanes

Yeah, I'm a Curious George. And I bring that same curiosity and fearless energy to my copywriting.
 

For over a decade, I've been turning lackluster product listings into sales-generating machines for businesses of all sizes – from scrappy startups to Amazon giants. But don't mistake me for some pretentious, data-centric writer. If you just want to just blend in, insert a few keywords here and there, and keep up with the Joneses, I'm not your guy. I'm here to craft content that compels, captivates, and converts – for the long haul.
 

My Superpowers:
 

Customer Mind Meld: Forget the fluff and jargon. I dive deep into your target audience's brains, uncovering their deepest desires, their burning pain points, and how your product is their ultimate solution.

Strategic Badassery: I'm not just a writer; I'm your partner-in-crime. I'll analyze your products, dissect your competitors, and research your industry to craft messaging that cuts through the noise and grabs market share.

Conversion Obsession: My mission? To create content that doesn't just get clicks; it drives conversions and builds a brand loyalty that's smoother than a 20-year-old scotch.

Like what you see? Kick off your shoes and stay a while. If you stay long enough, I'm confident you'll find something that sparks your interest – and maybe even a beautiful collaboration.